Where does a cow go on vacation?
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel!
Where do boats go when they’re sick?
To the Dock-tor.
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
He was standing on the deck!
What has a thousand legs and no feet?
500 pairs of pants.
What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go "moo."
Why did Johnny go fishing at night?
He wanted to catch a starfish.
Where is the ocean deepest?
On the bottom.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.