Hilarious Jokes for Kids

Where does a cow go on vacation?
A mootel.

How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel!

ElephantWhere do boats go when they’re sick?
To the Dock-tor.

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
He was standing on the deck!

What has a thousand legs and no feet?
500 pairs of pants.

What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A Yolkswagon.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go "moo."

Why did Johnny go fishing at night?
He wanted to catch a starfish.

Where is the ocean deepest?
On the bottom.

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.