I would say that I have three things that I randomly obsess over.
1. Synonyms of the word 'Confused'
Look, I know that it doesn't really make sense for me to have an obsession with synonyms, but have you seen all of the words that are synonyms for 'confused'? They're freaking awesome!
Let me make a list:
2. Mini Things
You know those things that they sell at drugstores in super tiny containers for taking on the plane? Like mini toothpaste, mini deodorant, mini mouthwash, mini EVERYTHING? Yeah? Well, I have an obsession with those. Don't ask me
why. I don't know either.
They just make me happy.
[cue asdf music] I like trains! [instrumental] I like trains! Oh, whoa oh!
Yep. Trains are my third obsession.
There's just something about them that draws me to them. Like how they look like a sinuous snake when they follow the track on turns. Or how the cars just perfectly follow each other. I'm not sure, but they are my third and final
inexplainable obsession. I like to play with those little Thomas the Tank Engine toys on the wooden tracks even though I way too old to. Because I like trains. End of story.
I hope you don't find me too weird because of my bizarre obsessions with these things. And don't ask me to explain why I geek over them. I don't know.
I'm pretty sure that your obsessions are just as weird, though.